Theo John Burneside

Male

28

6"

Skinny

Blue

Ginger

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Trussville, Alabama

White

American

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Farmer

Nakama

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Tweeting about his MAGA hat while fishing

N/A

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The question we’re all asking ourselves, is how did this redneck lose his way from the fields to the goddamn tea salon? Mr. Burneside is your favorite local bigot, who fervently adores “Agent Orange.” As the issue of a long-line of slave owners, Theo is obsessed with the notion of an immigrant free country and believes that the good ole’ plantation system should be revived.