GüNTER

Günter Julius Saturne

Male

21

6”

Skinny

Orange

Dark Brown

Montreal

Haïtian

Canadian

Multidisciplinary Artist

Nakama

late-night bedroom karaoke

“Hold the phone”

Günter Julius Saturne is a depressively artistic recovering alcoholic, who hears the enticing call to runaway in a car to be as big as Madonna. After failing to secure fame and drinking himself under the table, night after night, he finally opts to quit the bottles and apply for a mundane job at Kissaten, where his life becomes an endless string of ridiculousness: Sunday mornings shouting at his adorably furry, porn-watching cat, Karl; losing his favorite author’s balls; dragging people only to be dragged, preventing a live-battle royale, etc. He finds himself on the precipice of losing his sanity, but never does he lose his hot sauce (in his bag, swag).

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